Nigeria
is a very unique country and if you haven’t lived there you may not understand
some of the things you see or hear. Most of the time it’s funny but sometimes
some of the things are really scary.
Now
let’s get down to business and list things only people who has been to Nigeria
or lived in Nigeria will understand.
1. NEPA: I bet some of you will be wondering what this means but not to worry because I’m going to explain it. NEPA is a national agency handling electricity in Nigeria, even though the name has been changed so many times, from NEPA to PHCN to IBEDEC, NEPA is still the name most household call the authority. Due to the instability of electricity in Nigeria getting some few hours of electricity is a treat to most Nigerians therefore anytime they see light they shout up NEPA in that area. Even a day old baby knows what up NEPA is in Nigeria. If you want to trick a Nigerian just shout up NEPA in the dark and watch him look up.
2. Danfo/Conductor:
I bet it’s only in Nigeria you will see this. Danfo is a type of bus used to
take people from one place to another but the funny aspect of this
danfo/conductor of a thing is that; two people operate a danfo, the driver and
the conductor. A conductor is an advertising person usually a male, he hangs on
the bus and tells people the direction and price of the bus. The slang
associated with them is ‘No change’ because they never have change, some of
them are very funny and will make you laugh till you reach your destination
others are very mean and you don’t want to interfere with them.
3. Owambe:
Nigerians are ceremonious in nature; any good thing that happens to them is
follow by a ceremony. Owambe is a term used to refer to any big ceremony you
go. The most interesting part of owambe party is that you can gatecrash, you
just have to play your game right and pretend you know someone in the party and
you will eat to your satisfaction on that day, you might even collect gifts.
4. Bribery:
There is a saying that you can’t survive without bribing in Nigeria well the
saying is somehow true. From police to securities to school authorities, you
name them. You have to bribe you way through unless you want them to waste you
precious time.
5. Superstitious:
Every evil things that happens to a Nigerian is always associated with devil’s
work, a Nigerian will never believe what happens to them is their fault. They
will always find the fault to be blamed on superstitious non-living things.
6. Gossiper: Nigerians
don’t always mind their business that’s why your neighbor, a complete stranger
can come to your house uninvited and started gisting you about Nigeria economy
and how Buhari has been suffering everybody, they are the one that will tell
you how the other neighbors are not good and that you should not interact with
them.
To
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